"I demand to kill all swallows carrying god awful coconuts!," Demanded Sister Sarie, who rarely said anything. She knew that most of the knights wouldn't get mad at her for barging in the room, since she always did this. " While I was on my morning walk plotti- I mean thinking, I got hit in the head by a huge coconut carryin' swallow. I got the bump to prove it, too!"
She lept out of her seat and pionted at the huge bump on her head.
"They even ate me aunt Jessie, if I had an aunt Jessie. Rest your old bones in piece aunt Jessie whom never lived."

Even though she had that bump since last week while getting out a book to read, she hated those darn swallows. They always swquaked and then THUD, Ow, S@!t! They distured her daily metations in the out house.

"If only I had a been strong man to kill them," she whispered to herself. She conplained for the past week about how no man had even tried to flirt with her.
She fidgitted with her fingers and waited for someone to answer.